Someday I shall take over the world, again.

By kooka_lives - About Me - E-mail this page - Add to My Favorites - Add to Blog List - See other blogs in Humor

Sunday, December 21, 2003

I'm a little tea pot

Well, not realy. That is just a song You would have to be really messed up in the head to think you were a tea pot Now I could understand some poeple thinking they were pillows But no one would think of themselves as tea pots. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 6:46 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Saturday, December 20, 2003

It's late

Yes it is late You should be in bed now Really Now get to bed before I have to... Well, I will do something to you I just don't know what right now Test me and see what I do Fine, be that way I'm going to bed Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 9:53 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Friday, December 19, 2003

I got a rash

As if it were any of your business Man, why won't you just leave it alone? Do you have to know everything about my life? Do you need to know that I just farted as well? You people really need help This is my personal stuff and here you are listening in Well I don't have to put up with that I'm going... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 7:57 PM | add or view comments (2) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Thursday, December 18, 2003

I know a man

Who knows a man who knows a man who knows a man who knows a man who knows a man who knows a man who knows a man Who... Damn, I think I lost my train of thought Oh yeah, Who knows a man who knows a man who knows a man who knows me It's true Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 6:00 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

And the music goes round my head...

Do you ever hear voices? Well I don't And you can't prove that I do What? No, I will not shut-up and you can't make me Don't you say that I'll be good Give me one more chance But I want to watch... Okay, you win Now what was I talking about? Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 5:24 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

None of you like me any more

I know you don't. You are all just jealous of me I am going to take over the world and you know it So now you are all ignoring me Hoping that I will go away I will not!!! And you can not make me So nah, nah to you I want a lollipop dammit Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 7:19 PM | add or view comments (1) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Monday, December 15, 2003

My friend Jose made a bad trade

He traded his penis for a magic mirror that only he can see. The mirror follows him around and tells him the truth about everything He made the trade with a bunch of elves who needed his penis, one which dose not get much use, for part of a magical ritual Very strange stuff So beware of elves with... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 5:18 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Sunday, December 14, 2003

I'll not be forgotten

Or will I? From what I have seen I am a very hard person to forget So I do not think people will forget about me Will you all remember me years from now after I take over the world and then vanish when the aliens attack and enslave humanity? Most likely you will since the aliens will suck out your... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 9:21 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Does anyone dislike the idea of me taking over the world?

You really should speak out if you do Don't worry I am not going to use this list of people who do not like the idea as a list of enemies to be hunted down and destroyed after I conquer the world Really, I'm not I'm just wondering if I have people out there he do not like the idea I want to know... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 8:48 AM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Saturday, December 13, 2003

Days need to be longer

The days go by too fast Once I take over the world I shall make them twice as along, except that work days shall remain the same. Now this may cause some problems since not everyone works Monday through Friday, but everyone will have to work that out for themselves as to how that figures into it... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by kooka_lives at 9:27 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Headlines (What is this?)