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Monday, November 8, 2004

Like you anyway

Here's one I sold to Renaissance Greetings a few years back, it's another woman to woman card. I seem to write those pretty well for a guy. Must be my strong feminine side:) Outside: Happy Birthday to a woman who's beautiful, intelligent, witty and sophisticated. Inside: But I like you anyway. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 7, 2004

Rainbows

Here's a birthday card that's been rejected three times so far, I'll keep trying Outside: Happy Birthday to someone who is so old... Inside: You remember when rainbows were black and white. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 6, 2004

Fool and his money

Here's one I sold to Oatmeal Studios a few months back, just got my samples in the mail yesterday, so y'all may soon be able to find this one in stores. Outside: If you get any cash for your birthday, just remember A fool and his money... Inside: Are soon partying. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 4, 2004

Basic Food Groups

Here's another birthday card idea, sort of taking off from my post the other day about so called junk food. Outside: To stay healthy on your birthday, it's important to eat from the four basic food groups. Inside: Fast, frozen, instant, and chocolate. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 3, 2004

Bad for Your Health

Here's a get well card that so far has gotten a definite maybe from Andrews and McMeel. Outside: You're sick? Inside: Don't you know that's bad for your health? Get Well Soon. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 1, 2004

Be my guest

Another birthday card today. Outside: If you want to go out and party all night on your birthday, be my guest Inside: On second thought, how about letting me be your guest? Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 31, 2004

First Kiss

Another birthday card teasing the recipient about getting older. Inside: You've reached the age where you can no longer remember your first kiss Outside: Or you last one. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 30, 2004

Swallow a Tissue

This was a near miss at Snafu greetings several years ago, I still haven't sold it. Outside: It's your birthday and even though you're laughing on the outside, I can tell you're crying on the inside. Inside: I saw you swallow a tissue. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 29, 2004

Keep things simple

Here's one I just wrote yesterday to submit to Andrews and McMeel. They were looking for birthday cards from a group. Outside: We decided to send you one birthday card from the whole group. Inside: With this group, we have to keep things simple. Happy Birthday. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

Another 364 cards

This was the second card I sold. The company is now out of businsess, they didn't buy enough of my ideas:) Outside: When I'm with you, everyday feels like Valentine's Day Inside: What do you mean I owe you another 364 cards? Sign in to see full entry.

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