<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/jollyjeff6182"><title>Jeff's Write Stuff - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/</link><description>My experiences as a writer, my opinions about writing, what ever I feel like writing about concerning writing.</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/673184" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/573164" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/484693" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/468037" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/467579" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/460712" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/423048" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/352043" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/350902" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/348366" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/673184"><title>Buying a child</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/673184</link><description>Haven't sold this greeting card idea yet but it's one of my favorite (Puppy walking through the mall with it's mother. They walk by a store that sells children) Can I have one Mommy pretty please, can I have one? Here's hoping you get everything you want for your birthday</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/573164"><title /><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/573164</link><description>Here's a card idea I just recently sold Cover: I got your birthday gift at a country store Inside: I bought you France.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/484693"><title>Making Up Words</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/484693</link><description>Ever say or write something and ask Is that a word? Yes it is. Even if it wasn't a word before, it is now. A lot of writers think they have to limit themselves to the words in the dictionary. Nonsense! If there's no word that expresses what you want to express, just go ahead and make one up....</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/468037"><title>Backwards?</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/468037</link><description>Cover: Another Birthday? It could be worse. You could put your bra on backwards Inside: And have it fit better. Happy Birthday</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/467579"><title>Attention Deficit Disorder</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/467579</link><description>Here's a greeting card I wrote recently that I kind of like. Cover: As you get older, you tend to suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder. Inside: As you get older you tend to suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder. Happy Birthday</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/460712"><title>Act like a Husband</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/460712</link><description>Been neglecting this blog lately, time to reactivate it with some of my newest greeting card ideas. Outside: It's you anniversary so act like a husband. Inside: Watch sports and drink beer. Happy Anniversary</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/423048"><title>Name that Christmas Tune November 26, 2006</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/423048</link><description>I don't want a lot for Christmas I won't even wish for snow.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/352043"><title>Cheese Balls</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/jollyjeff6182/352043</link><description>Here's a card I recently wrote that I kind of like O) Some birthday advice. Never serve money I) Cheese balls make much better appetizers. Happy Birthday You thought it was going to be something dirty didn't you? 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