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Saturday, March 5, 2005

Pretending you're something you're not

A halloween card I wrote this morning. Cover: Halloween is a time when we get all dressed up, then go out and pretend we're something we're not. Inside: Kind of like a blind date. Happy Halloween. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 27, 2005

Best of Intentions

Another birthday card today Cover: I'm sending you this card with the best of intentions Inside: The intention to remind you that you're older than me. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Beautiful People

Here's one that just got picked for art development by Andrews and McMeel. I'll know in a couple of weeks if they're going to buy it. Cover: Happy Birthday to one of the beautiful people Inside: From the other one. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 14, 2005

Against the Wind

Got on a roll over the weekend, came up with a bunch of greeting card ideas. This was one of them. Cover: You've reached the age where you're running against the wind Inside: And the wind is winning by a landslide. Happy Birthday. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 3, 2005

More exercise

Here's another one from the batch that got rejected yesterday Cover: Here's an easy way to get more exercise on your birthday Inside: Move the TV farther away from the refrigerator. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 2, 2005

Simple Person

I just got this one back rejected, see what you think Outside: Happy Birthday to a simple person Inside: Simply wonderful, simply fantastic, simply teriffic. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 15, 2005

New Freedom

Another card idea making fun of the recipients age Cover: Another birthday is bringing you new freedom Inside: Freedom from hair, freedom from teeth, freedom from sex... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 26, 2004

Lost that Loving Feeling

Here's a slightly risque valentine Cover: Valentine, you've lost that loving feeling Inside: But as long as we can still have sex who cares? Happy Valentine's Day Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 13, 2004

Shouldn't Worry

Here's a new one I just wrote yesterday Cover: You shouldn't worry about having another birthday Inside: You should worry about getting older. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 8, 2004

Longer to Rest

Here's the one I sold to Andrews and McMeel the other day. Cover: You know you're getting older when it takes longer to rest... Inside: Than it did to get tired. Happy Birthday Sign in to see full entry.

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