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Monday, April 12, 2004

chinese proverbs

my dad brought this home today, and i've heard most of these, but they're funny. so i thought id share. virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. man who run in front of car get tired. man who run behind car get exhausted. passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. foolish man... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 11, 2004

Quinns Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew

If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut... Sign in to see full entry.

9 Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say

9 Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say ___________________________________________ 9. Of course you can go to the strip bar with your friends, and here is $20 for a lap dance, have fun 8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 6.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 4, 2004

blonde joke

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the... Sign in to see full entry.

The Rules written by men

The Rules We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining... Sign in to see full entry.

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