Tuesday, April 13, 2004
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?" "You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied. "Oh, yes," said the... Sign in to see full entry.
JUST A WARNING
A driver was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman says, "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I'll make this a warning." "Agreed!" answers the speeder. "You're driving at night, and two lights appear in... Sign in to see full entry.
WORST DAY
For more than an hour, a man sat at a bar staring into his glass. Suddenly a burly truck driver sat down next to him, grabbed the guy's drink and gulped it down. The poor fellow burst into tears. "Oh, come on, pal," the truck driver said. "I was just joking. Here I'll buy you another one." "No,... Sign in to see full entry.
MAN OF THE HOUSE
The husband had just finished a book titled, "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked right up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 12, 2004
On the lighter side - world's thinnest books
FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac THE SOBER LIFE by Ted Kennedy HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver THE ART OF PERSUASION by the Godfather MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary... Sign in to see full entry.