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Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists? A: They have shaky hands. Sign in to see full entry.

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that, by the time you receive this... Sign in to see full entry.

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell... Sign in to see full entry.

Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad,...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard... Sign in to see full entry.