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blackcat30

Yeah I've heard that one before from some twat who probably actually meant it, which kind of ruined it.

posted by chris2303 on September 7, 2005 at 2:07 AM | link to this | reply

OFFBEATS

Hmm....here at Punch-ho we don't like confident women who can form into an elite Punch-ho fighting instrument. All we really want you to do is take a punch on the arm every now and then...

posted by chris2303 on September 7, 2005 at 2:06 AM | link to this | reply

roony35

OK great. As soon as we're done with my mother (who's proving to be a real handful) then we're see what we can do.

posted by chris2303 on September 7, 2005 at 2:04 AM | link to this | reply

This reminds me of the joke a co-worker used to tell me all the time.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing... you told her twice already.

posted by -blackcat on September 6, 2005 at 9:54 AM | link to this | reply

Chris

Okay, so women can join this elite group, at our own peril. Now what happens if we become really good at it and pass this Punch-Ho class (of which I am confident I can)...Do we get a black belt too? What would the name for those of us who can Punch-Ho with the big boys...after all Chris, we would become an elite force within this elite force, we're special~~????????

posted by Offy on September 6, 2005 at 4:56 AM | link to this | reply

Interesting concept, there are a few women I would like to nominate as people for you to practise on ..

Cheers Roony35

posted by roony35 on September 6, 2005 at 3:24 AM | link to this | reply

Well I heard that Ariala can reproduce every 6 weeks

so as soon as she signs the papers we'll have a whole army of under 70s to punch and grease. Hmm...grease...

posted by chris2303 on September 6, 2005 at 3:20 AM | link to this | reply

Mark HO-SLAP rofl i can think of a few of them

posted by mcbreeze on September 6, 2005 at 3:18 AM | link to this | reply

I just got back from my first ho-slap class!

I got one punch in...right in the mammary...before getting the snot kicked out of me. This is GREAT! When do I get to work on women younger than 70?

posted by mark2556 on September 6, 2005 at 3:17 AM | link to this | reply

Sensei MidnightToker

Good one. Once your membership is paid you will receive a free discipline stick and a toaster. Everyone's a winner

posted by chris2303 on September 6, 2005 at 3:15 AM | link to this | reply

Chris,

Sign me up !!!!!!..........lol..........

posted by Jaxson-Pete on September 6, 2005 at 3:07 AM | link to this | reply

Schree

Thanks, and feel free to drop in to a Punch-ho class. We serve orange juice.

posted by chris2303 on September 6, 2005 at 3:04 AM | link to this | reply

SYMPHONY

What up homeboy. Nice to "see" you again, too.

posted by chris2303 on September 6, 2005 at 3:03 AM | link to this | reply

SpitFire70

Yeah I should be around for a while. I'm pretty bored and have little enthusiasm to do something actually worth doing. Nice to "see" you again though.

posted by chris2303 on September 6, 2005 at 3:02 AM | link to this | reply

renigade3

We may be deranged, but we'll always have our boyish good looks to get us through.

posted by chris2303 on September 6, 2005 at 3:01 AM | link to this | reply

Mark

Once again you provide me with free porn, so you are more than welcome to learn how we at Punch-ho handle a blaggard of a woman. Although I kind of like the thought of those bear-thighs being wrapped around my brittle neck...

posted by chris2303 on September 6, 2005 at 2:57 AM | link to this | reply

Kiddo75

Well since you've offered to bring your own TV then I'll be more than happy to welcome you into the Punch-ho academy. Just as long as you don't bite back...

posted by chris2303 on September 6, 2005 at 2:55 AM | link to this | reply

Hey!!

Punch ho!! LOL that was funny.. :-) Schree`

posted by Schree on September 6, 2005 at 1:37 AM | link to this | reply

you have been missed....nice to see ya again....LOL

posted by _Symphony_ on September 5, 2005 at 8:31 AM | link to this | reply

Chrissy, I second Reni's comment.

Btw, where the hell have you been? Glad you're back. Gonna stick around for more than a day now?

posted by SpitFire70 on September 4, 2005 at 6:12 PM | link to this | reply

chris--I don't know who is more deranged--you for writing this,

or me for laughing.

posted by Renigade on September 3, 2005 at 6:17 PM | link to this | reply

you are just weird. lol...

posted by Kiddo75 on September 3, 2005 at 2:59 PM | link to this | reply

Kiddo ~ Black & white photos may be a little outdated....

...but I'd hardly call them odd.

Besides, some people consider them sexy.

posted by mark2556 on September 3, 2005 at 2:46 PM | link to this | reply

mark... again.. you have a ready supply of odd pictures that just disturb

me...

posted by Kiddo75 on September 3, 2005 at 2:43 PM | link to this | reply

I'm quite proud of that photo of myself. The smile and strain, the

posture and pointed toes...

posted by Ariala on September 3, 2005 at 2:42 PM | link to this | reply

We know all about your sick needs, perv ~

And your twisted ideas about lovemaking....

Damn.....those trunks....those little thighs....

posted by mark2556 on September 3, 2005 at 2:36 PM | link to this | reply

Kiddo, only the arms...as a child I was known to hone in on large women's

arms and legs and bite. I sometimes still have that need, as I hope all of you can understand.

posted by Ariala on September 3, 2005 at 2:30 PM | link to this | reply

so, are you wanting to eat her Ariala? Oh, mark will love that..

if he can see from those heights.

posted by Kiddo75 on September 3, 2005 at 2:26 PM | link to this | reply

Mark, I would gladly take her off your hands and the rest of your body.

She does look voluptuous enough for some arm biting. Chris will join me.

posted by Ariala on September 3, 2005 at 2:25 PM | link to this | reply

I've already tried that ~

She tackles me and then wads me up and shoot me out of a cannon.

Someday I hope to hit the water.

posted by mark2556 on September 3, 2005 at 2:19 PM | link to this | reply

well, after seeing your gal, maybe you should take a more

direct style of woman beating tactics...maybe heavy artillery? Or throw her a raw steak. Then run.

posted by Kiddo75 on September 3, 2005 at 2:12 PM | link to this | reply

Please sign me up ~

I'm tired of getting beat up by women jus because I smack them improperly.

It's pretty damn sexy, though. Phroawr!

posted by mark2556 on September 3, 2005 at 2:07 PM | link to this | reply

I knew you were a man after my own heart...

Say, if you need something for target practice, how about regular women? I have been in desperate need of an ass whuppin and maybe this will take me down a notch! I have heard my mouth has gotten Waaaay outta control. I can come with my own TV, to really teach me a lesson!