Warped thoughts

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Tuesday, September 9, 2003

The green monster

Water ya gonna do for a lawn this year? -or- The thirsty thistle Blues Phhhhht-Phhhhhht-Phhhhht-Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the maddening sound of the circular recoil spring pulse type sprinkler as it sticks once again and refuses to reverse its direction. Every year, it’s the same thing. Go out and buy a good sprinkler, the type that requires a financial advisor and a bank loan, but actually works. Or get the low-ball-cheapo type that sell for fifty-seven cents a gross, and work for... Sign in to see full entry.

Legal silliness

The federal government, in an attempt to crack down on spammers dubious claims recently arrested one purveyor of a product purported to increase the size of the male member. The defense made a rather unusual request. They requested that the all male jury be given a sample of the product, allowed time for it to work and then render their judgment. And so for the first time in the history of jurisprudence a unanimous vote to aquit was handed down by a hung jury! Sign in to see full entry.

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