The Great Shopping Conspiracy Revealed.
Brain dead appearing men wander aimlessly behind their wives. Why? Deep in the air circulation system at your favorite (fill in the blank) __________Mart, Grocery Store, Superstore, Warehouse store or chain store is a secret chamber. It is in this chamber that a substance is released into the airflow. A substance that is specifically designed to affect human beings in very calculated ways. The substance is the mysterious Idiotium a colorless, odorless gas that affects the central nervous system... Sign in to see full entry.