A new tribe of cannibals has been discovered. According to archaeologist, Dr. I-ben digginit the tribe has a most peculiar diet. It seems they frequent cities in South America during the many fiestas that are celebrated down there. They are particularly fond of the flesh of workers manning the booths and rides. Dr. I-ben digginit said in a recent symposium, “our findings lead us to one conclusion, these cannibals are carny-vores!” He was immediately pelted with empty water bottles. Sign in to see full entry.