Ye Olde Pun
Back in the days when successful land barons built castles, the frosting on the real estate cake was a moat. Of course a moat was more than a doughnut shaped body of water surrounding the regal living quarters, it had to say something about the owner. Rudolph Valentino had a heart-shaped moat around his all-boudoir housing. One castle in particular had a very clever feature surrounding it and all the neighbor’s wondered where such an idea had come from. He would get a sheepish smile on his face... Sign in to see full entry.