Warped thoughts for Monday, March 28, 2011

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Monday, March 28, 2011

My watch has too much time on its hands

Or, if it had hands that would be the case. No wait, the case is where the guts are, the time-telling part is under the crystal. Is that crystal clear? No, because they are now cheap plastic, its all scratched and stuff. So, exactly what is clockwise on a digital watch? Mine is pretty wise, it always knows what day it is. If you wear your watch on the other wrist, does it become confused? How about an ankle watch, why didn’t they ever catch on, outside of the general contortionist population,... Sign in to see full entry.

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