Never use a toaster in the shower, the bread will come out soggy!
These insipid warning are everywhere. My house key came with a three page booklet detailing how not to tie it to a kite string and then fly said kite in a lightning storm. It was the same for the kite and the string. I see that one is not supposed to use my chain saw while pregnant or nursing with a particular emphasis on using it while you are getting pregnant and while the baby is actually suckling at your breast. The warning label on the “Chain saw nursing sling” doesn’t say a thing about... Sign in to see full entry.