A large bag of potato chips, a couch and thou. Who do I think I am? You may ask me for my thoughts and even be so generous as to offer a penny. What - do I look like I got common cents? Last night I was working on our re-model project and my wife watched HGTV the whole time. Non-stop remodeling while we were re-modeling. I tried painting the floor in the nude to get her attention but she was glued to the TV. I put super glue on her dust rag, that’ll teach her. Oh, to be sure, I know she wanted... Sign in to see full entry.