Warped thoughts: Things I am barely aware of.

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Friday, February 11, 2011

Things I am barely aware of.

Let’s talk about E.D. yes, erectile dysfunction. You know, shooting pool with a rope, when your conjunction junction just won’t function. The soldier who just won’t snap to attention and the phrase “as you were” is what we wish it weren’t. I hope no one is shocked here, after all, E.D. is “big” (heh-heh) business. We hear about it during the news, sporting events and other times when our three-year-olds are listening. Daddy, what’s ewectiwe dyf, dsycombobuwation? Well, er, you see, it’s well, I,... Sign in to see full entry.

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