No Shirt – No Shoes – No Cervix, sounds like a guy thing to me. Speaking of guys…we find the Lonely Ranger and Tonto in a rather strange situation. Tonto: Kemo Sabe, this loincloth make butt look fat? LR: No, Tonto, in fact I was just admiring the way the flickering campfire light dances off your deeply muscled bronze thighs. Tonto: Me hear strange things happen in these hills. LR: Yes my fine feathered friend, the Brokeback Mountains have been said to have a strange affect on the men who enter... Sign in to see full entry.