Warped thoughts for Sunday, May 10, 2009

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

The adventures of dining out

Mother’s Day and lots of us will take our dear mommys to a fine restaurant to treat her to a meal. Everyone is anticipating a sumptuous repast and looking forward to surreptitiously loosening their belts, well at least us guys are. As Robbie Burns so aptly noted: “The best laid plans aft gang agley!” Now you don’t have to be a Gaelic scholar to know what that means, you just have to have been disappointed at a less than fine dining establishment. Such as the place we went today. In the past,... Sign in to see full entry.

Blogger falls off edge of his garage

“You really need to keep me!” said the old box covered with spider webs and dust. I stood in the middle of a garage full of old boxes covered with spider webs and dust and they all seemed to beseech me to keep them. But in the hard light of day, I had to interrogate them all. “You there” I commanded, “yes, you, full of old paint cans that have been around since the Carter administration, what can you possibly do to make my life easier?” Of course, old dried up paint cans can’t talk so off to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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