Warped thoughts for Monday, May 4, 2009

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Drunken doctors

A little known “fact” – patients seeing a certain doctor, who was fond of imbibing, were curious about their aliment. It seems after drinking copious amounts of Merlot, they all fell ill. The doctor, who had been right there with them mumbled, “S’wine flu” and a worldwide scare was born. Maybe I shouldn’t joke, but the only pandemic I see is a worldwide media focus on anything but the economy. That said, I am off to consult with America’s newest car conglomerate, Chrysler, Fiat and an unnamed... Sign in to see full entry.

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