I have a beef with Wal-Mart. I wanted to re-model my house and needed a dividing wall to convert one end of the living room to a den. So I went to Wal-Mart, but it turns out they don’t have any walls! No, really, have you ever seen a wall in a Wal-Mart, other that in the bathrooms? Me either, so I had to raise the roof. I went to the bakery then and dropped a Kaiser roll on the floor, which immediately rolled back under the counter. I wanted them to give me a discount because it exceeded the... Sign in to see full entry.