Why did the chicken cross the road?
At last, the truth can be told! It wasn't merely to get to the other side, it was what was on that other side that drew the chicken's curiosity. Or maybe the chicken wanted to beat the egg to the other side of the road. That way it could count the egg before it hatched, or hatched a plot to hatchet the chicken's head off and we all know how those chickens run around in that instance. Even more likely, the chicken had been told not to cross the road and since it was a teenage chicken (that's... Sign in to see full entry.