I can almost picture it.
It seems the voluptuous country singer, Ms. Parton has employed a Tibetan spiritual consultant to guide her. He had a few requests, though. He wanted to ride an animal that was a cross between a male big horn sheep and the South American relative of the camel. That particular pairing results in an animal that is mute, so they had to put a bell on the critter to warn pedestrians so they wouldn’t be trampled. It was no ordinary bell however. In fact, they call it the Dolly Lama Rama-Llama... Sign in to see full entry.