Warped thoughts: Pirate attack!

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Saturday, April 8, 2006

Pirate attack!

A bold ship looms on the horizon striking fear into the hearts of the passengers and crew of an innocent cruise vessel, “Pirates” escapes everyone’s lips simultaneously. As the marauding man’o war draws nearer and nearer, the ship’s tattered flag reveals confounding details. The once proud green pennant flaps in the breeze and a skull and shamrock can be seen. The crew heaves a collective sigh of relief while the passengers ponder their fate askance. On the bridge, the captain barks orders,... Sign in to see full entry.

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