Wasn’t it the Beach Boys who sang that mysterious song, “Going to Smurf City”? Guess I blew that one. On the other hand, why do people always say that? What is on the first hand anyway? Surely there’s an answer that fits like a glove but just off the top of my head I can’t recall what it is. I always confuse “just off the top of my head” with “at the drop of a hat” since a hat does actually come off the top of your head doesn’t it? On the other hand, maybe I should just put a cap on this whole... Sign in to see full entry.