Re-posted, justbecause........I.....can.
The Q-tip wars, part III. The scene: The bridge of the Starship Enterprise, we see Captain James Tiberius Kirk sitting in his big-assed chair hanging on for dear life as the ship bounces like a 78 Vega driving over the potholes that pass for streets in Spokane Washington. Kirk: “Dang, I wish we had seatbelts in this crazy thing, every time I say ‘I just got back from Nebulon 7 and boy are my arms tired’ no one understands.” Spock: Why don’t you just try sanding here like I do?” Kirk, between... Sign in to see full entry.