Goosed at Christmas: day six.
Six geese a-laying. That’s what my true love sent to me. But they’re not producing any eggs, they are just laying around watching soap operas on television. Couchus potatous Geesius is their genus and species I would guess. At least if they were laying eggs I could reasonably expect a golden one every now and then but no, they are transfixed by One Life to Live. They are about to be The Edge Of Dinner and when I tell them to “stuff it” they should take me literally. These geese remind me more of... Sign in to see full entry.