Warped thoughts for Thursday, November 24, 2011

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

The future history of BlackFriday

More than ever, BlackFriday is the word. All the ads, even news stories focus on the upcoming event and the handwriting is in the general ledger. As stores push each other to open earlier and earlier, one can see the illogical progression that is bound to occur. Soon it will be BlackThursday, “bless this food, now lets hit the malls!” It won’t stop there, like the Iowa Caucuses, BlackFriday will be back, only it will be a week earlier, having run the gamut of BlackWednesday, BlackTuesday,... Sign in to see full entry.

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