What’s with all the vampire crap?
Vampires seem to be all the rage these days but if you ask me they just bite! No! Really, they do and suck as well, all your blood that is. Besides, it’s a known fact that 3 out of 4 dentists say vampires don’t floss either, something about dulling their fangs. And while many a woman (and a few men in San Francisco) may fantasize about having a date with a vampire, just ask them out for a steak and see what happens. Then there is the issue of the smell of the undead, I mean I don’t think there... Sign in to see full entry.