Heavy pun warnings
Once upon a time, as these things seem to go, a princess was being wooed by twin princes. Yes, they were in the Moscow ballet, but the joke here is not about prancing princes pinching princesses with golden tresses. That is a dangling modifier. But I digress and, not unintentionally. Well anyway, in that same kingdom lived an ugly witch, which is how these things seem to go, but more on that witch later, which will be now, don’t you know. It does seem a bit as if I don’t know which witch is... Sign in to see full entry.