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Okay - this was double hilarious - your post and Northsage's comment!! I have to stop reading now...my stomach is aching from laughing!
posted by
adnohr
on December 5, 2009 at 8:58 AM
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yeah
these new Vampires. They got no respect for a rare blood type!
posted by
Whacky
on November 17, 2009 at 6:27 PM
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You have such a great sense of humor! I loved this one! sam
posted by
sam444
on November 13, 2009 at 11:34 PM
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Aah facts to sink your teeth into. BC-A, Bill’s R
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posted by
BC-A
on November 13, 2009 at 4:41 PM
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food4thought, just give 'em a bite to eat or drink and they usually just
hang around telling spooky people stories...
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posted by
Rumor
on November 12, 2009 at 7:44 PM
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Vampire DEODORANT?!!!
Food,
I had never even THOUGHT about the cumulative effects of things like mildew, mushrooms, insect infestation, lack of ventilation in their cramped bedroom, (it is doubtfull that they ever change their bedding, too!) after a few hundred years, I'll bet they are so ripe, that nightly baths in Febreeze, wouldn't hide that distinctive vamp-aroma. Good thing that they don't SWEAT!
Now that I think about it, I think that my buddy Dave might be a vampire! I have shared accomodations with him, ranging from cars, one-room shacks, tents, and hunting camps, many times, since we first met in 8th grade, and whenever he removed his boots, flies dropped dead, right outta the air, your eyes would water, and people downwind of us, inspected the bottom of their shoes, for the source of that stench. Maybe.............Hmmmm!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on November 12, 2009 at 4:38 AM
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