Academy Awards – Academic?
Actors work in exotic locales, get paid exorbitant amounts of money and “suffer” the yoke of public adulation. And they get Awards on top of it all? Come on! It must be soooo hard to pretend you’re someone else. Pretend, mind you. Hey, I could qualify for an Award if that’s what it takes. Announcer: And tonight the Academic Award for best performance by an employee calling in sick goes to…..Food4Thought for his thoroughly convincing job of calling in sick from the club house at Pebble Beach as... Sign in to see full entry.