Ok, Ok, you thought the last one was bad!?!
Times are getting tough. We all need to do what we can to survive. Case in point: A fellow I knew, a biological engineer by trade thought he had come up with the solution to the problem of feeding the world and supplying biomass for conversion to oil and oil by-products. You see, he had genetically engineered a strain of super bean plants. They would grow so high that the tops were obscured by the clouds. He also told me something about giants, but being from England, he must have eaten some bad... Sign in to see full entry.