Warped thoughts for Saturday, February 14, 2009

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine’s decorations.

At last the Valentine Rose Bush is decorated with blown glass candy heart replicas complete with snazzy phrases such as: Kiss me quick, before the Viagra wears off. Or the perennial favorite: Love me, my Herpes is in remission. Don’t forget the Hillbilly favorite: You kiss your mother with that tongue? Or the newly added: Don't tell me them 14 babies is mine. The Valentine lights are up outside, all red, white and pink bulbs. I carefully and respectfully replaced Jesus in the lighted animated... Sign in to see full entry.

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