Warped thoughts for Sunday, January 25, 2009

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

I almost got a blow job

The one I wanted was out of stock. What? Er, ok, I might have phrased that badly. You see I have a job for a snow blower so technically that headline ~snicker~ is correct. Winter is far from over up here and the berms around the house where the snow slid off the metal roof are nearly as tall as I am. I figure when it starts to get softer, ~snicker, snicker~I will move it into the lawn to keep water from causing the foundation to settle, not a job I want to do with a shovel. I don’t dig... Sign in to see full entry.

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