Warped clichés.
When in Rome, that would probably be a good time to get some authentic pizza. You can lead a horse to water but if you’re not paying attention you will get your feet wet. A stitch in time saves, wait a minute, what is a stitch anyway? Darn socks. If a tree falls in the forest when no one is around, who’s running the chain saw? The early bird gets the worm, but as far as I’m concerned, he can have it. See a penny, pick it up, you’ll probably throw your back out and spend hundreds of dollars at... Sign in to see full entry.