More lost moments in history – the loincloth incident
Pre-Cambrian times: We find Og and Zog on the brink of history. Zog: Og, get up. Time to rise and shine. Og: Zog, you have any idea what time it is? Zog: No, not really, time not invented yet, much less sundial. Me know it early though! Og: Oh all right, me get up. Zog: Holy crap, look who walking erect! Og: Dang! Morning wood, it go away soon. Zog: Me think you should cover that up, here, try this! Og: Look like two chamois tied together with a string. What is? Zog: Me call it loin cloth. Og:... Sign in to see full entry.