Warped thoughts for Sunday, September 14, 2008

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Cleaning house

Spider webs lurk in the corners. Dust bunnies under the bed have their own zip codes. A troop of mountain climbers complete with oxygen masks has just scaled the pile of laundry that overruns the utility room. It just might be time to clean house. If only I knew where the vacuum cleaner was. Somewhere to the left of Mount Laundry I suspect, but I have to get a passport from the King of discarded projects to even get near it. Why do we put off cleaning the house? Because it is like buying the... Sign in to see full entry.

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