Warped thoughts for Thursday, July 24, 2008

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Moments in History that MIGHT have been

George Washington turned to a cadre of his generals and commented, “you have to admit, those red coats do look mighty snappy, but sure don’t offer much in the way of camouflage.” No, really, he could have. It could have also been George who said, “Hey, only one occupant of the boat gets to stand up at one time!” When questioned about it, he pointed out the safety label which said, “Only one boat riding guy can stand up at one time, you don’t want to drown the father of our country now, do you?”... Sign in to see full entry.

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