Warped thoughts for Tuesday, July 22, 2008

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Sometimes you have to wonder

“Call now, our fully trained psychics are standing by.” That is the tag line from an ad for (of course) psychics. Ok, maybe I’m wrong here, but can one really be trained to be a psychic? I was under the impression clairvoyance is a “gift” and either you have it our you don’t. So just how would psychic training work? Trainer: Johnson, concentrate, can you see the future? Trainee: Uh, well I haven’t won the lottery yet, so I’m not sure. Trainer: Dig deep, think man, think! Is that your best... Sign in to see full entry.

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