Warped thoughts for Thursday, July 10, 2008

By food4thought - About Me - E-mail this page - Add to My Favorites - Add to Blog List - See other blogs in Humor

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Down home wisdom you might have missed.

Never look a gift skunk under the tail. Way worse than looking a gift horse in the mouth, don’t you think? If you lose you loofah, don’t replace it with a baby porcupine. Sure, it’s all fun and games until somebody develops adult quills. If a stitch in time saves nine, then what about nine stitches? Rolling stones may not gather moss, but they also don’t accrue interest. If you close the barn door after the horse gets out, how is it going to get back in? Sign in to see full entry.

Headlines (What is this?)