A politically correct sneeze, please!
I sneeze into my sleeve, just like they show on all those infomercials, only it gets a little slimy when I am wearing a T-shirt. Yuck. Not only do I sneeze into my sleeve, I also fart down my pant leg! I've been doing that for years, just don't ask about when I am wearing shorts. Double yuck. Which brings us to this thought that is thoroughly disgusting, yet undoubtedly has happened. Which would be worse in zero gravity, being constipated or having diarrhea? Don't pretend you haven't thought of... Sign in to see full entry.