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Scientists at Spurious University, located in the outskirts of Left Elbow, Kentucky recently made a startling discovery. No, it wasn’t that teachers get paid a years pay for working nine months, they already suspected that. The discovery occurred when a lab assistant accidentally left his watch in a vacuum chamber where they were testing space exploration equipment. The chamber was in a state of total vacuum for twenty-four hours, but when the lab assistant retrieved his watch, it was exactly... Sign in to see full entry.