The Porn Maze.
It was dark and early, my electric toothbrush nearly drowned out the radio and I thought they were advertising a “Porn Maze”. I was so excited I blew foamy toothpaste right out of my nose and possibly, my left ear. I pictured myself contentedly, blissfully even, wandering among row upon row of writhing bodies and getting lost in the ecstasy. A Porn Maze, now there is one heck of an entrepreneurial undertaking. Although it would not be family entertainment, many families might get started after... Sign in to see full entry.