These are serious times. That is why we need serious humor. What am I talking about? How should I know, I just made it up, right now. So lets explore this new old thing. Speaking of new and old, why is it always new-fangled and old-fashioned? Why can’t there be some new-fashioned things or some old-fangled things. Like bellbottom pants. Both rolled into one with a little flair. We should consider ourselves lucky that John Kerry didn’t say, “apparently lesbian relationships are something... Sign in to see full entry.