Friday, June 24, 2005Meditation on Cooking SupperA lot of people say they hate to cook. I've been mulling that over, because, most of the time, I like to cook. I don't always achieve meals worth a Michelin star, but my meals are at least edible 9 times out of 10. And when I do take the time to do it right, it's lots of fun and pretty rewarding.... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, June 22, 2005Why Men Are Happier than WomenYour last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, June 20, 2005What is a parent?1. A sperm/egg donor is not a parent. You can drop your seed all over creation, but that does not make you a parent; it just makes you what farmers call "breeding stock." I realize that the etymology of the word would indicate otherwise (derives from the Latin parens which means to give birth ), but... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, June 17, 2005Words Women Use...In honour of Father's Day, I present you with this lexicon of... WORDS WOMEN USE ************************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, June 16, 2005Why Do You Even HAVE That SUV?Before I start today's story, you need to know that I drive a 1987 Oldsmobile Delta 88, affectionately known as "The Leprous Heap" because its paint is peeling off in huge patches and it regularly has to go to the mechanic for some sort of overhaul that costs me around $1000. I've been wanting to... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, June 3, 2005Some Thoughts for Today!12. Life is a sexually transmitted condition. 11. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If he's not trying to kiss you, make him a sandwich! 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, May 27, 2005A Few Good ThoughtsGREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, May 26, 2005WARNING: Do not eat or drink while reading this post. You might snort your milk and Oreos through your nose, and that's painful. Just thumbing through my "It Came in My E-Mail" folder and came across this. Thought I'd share it with my readers in case they haven't seen it. 30 Smart Remarks 1. A... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, May 11, 2005A little humour for todayAfter every flight, Qantas's pilots fill out a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems and document their repairs on the form; the pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Some ground crews have a good sense of humor.... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, May 9, 2005I Just Want My Readers to Know...that I am still alive. I've had four solid weeks of special projects/disaster at work, and I'm still running on about 5 hours of sleep a night. Once life calms itself, I will be back to posting daily in all of my blogs. Sign in to see full entry. |