Aries Don't neglect the spiritual side of your life. Find the best person you know, nail him to a cross, and worship him. Taurus Take a child with you the next time you go to a museum. If heavily armed thieves strike during your visit, the child can be used as a human shield. Gemini In the end, it... Sign in to see full entry.
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