Aries You don't ordinarily give money to panhandlers, but your heart will give in this week when a bum asks you for $3.75 to rent Tango And Cash. Taurus Tattoos are for fainthearted poseurs: Sew an actual half-naked Polynesian dancing woman onto your left bicep. Gemini You will become sterile this... Sign in to see full entry.
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