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BUSH, BLAIR PUTIN IN LOVE TRIANGLE BREAK UP! Deep Throat reveals sordid sexual details. $ firms. PREGNANT CHOIRBOYS ALLEGE ARCHBISHOP’S PATERNITY! MASS SLAYING: KIDMAN SAYS “Not guilty!) $ at five year low. NONCE’S NIGHT OF TERROR IN SEX-CHANGE DEACON’S TORTURE CRYPT! Cherie Blair in legal battle with aliens. £ falls against euro. STORM IN ENGLISH CHANNEL! U.K. SINKS! Howard blames Lib Dem wetness. £ firms against dollar. WORLD ANNIHILATED! ALIENS WIN! From Russia, Bush says “ Stand firm!”... Sign in to see full entry.