A New Church

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Friday, December 9, 2005

Portable churches . . .

Since seasons such as Christmas and holidays such as Easter increase the number of church-goers, why not have portable churches that can be put up on empty lots, like Christmas tree lots, or added to churches to accomodate all the extra people. After the holidays the portable church could be put... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Ranch Church . . .

This church would appeal to those who love the outdoors and who love horses. The church would be more like a large stable into which riders could enter. The floor would be dirt, and there would be, instead of pews, troughs, with hay and water sections, for the horses. During the services, the riders... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Do Si Do Church

Grab your hymnbook, two by two, swing your partner to the front; do si do as we sing this hymn..... Imagine a church sermon based on Square Dance! What fun! What energy, and what an attendance could be boasted by such a church. It would combine spiritual feeding with weight loss; you could even... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Church for the talented

Hide not your talents under a basket, folks. This church idea lets you bring them out. Instead of sermons in thie church the minister, and I should say ministers, sermonize through interpretive dance. Each Sundy there would be an hour-long production with the church dance troup providing the sermon,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

The Church of the Pessemistic Parsons

The Parson in this church would be a total pessamist. He (or she) would preach gloom and doom. All in creation would be deemed to be devil-driven, and there would be no good seen within any of the congregation. Of course, the decor in this church would be dark, and no one would worship in joy,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Fat Church

There is only so much time allotted to us. Church could be a place where we stock up on spirituality and lose weight, saving time and combining church with gym. The church would have mats instead of pews and instead of your Sunday finest, you would wear workout clothes. The sermon would be given in... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 8, 2005

Scents of Creation Church

In this church, much like any other church, there would be sermons, hymns, ffellowship, etc. The only difference would be that the congregants would wear scents of nature, trying not to duplicate those scents worn by other congregants. This would entail coordination. For instance, a family may... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 7, 2005

Random Church

To get a truer picture of divinity, the congregation of this church would be made up of people of all religions, and even Atheists and Agnostics might feel comfortable here. The church would have a different dogma each week as a result of a giant "Wheel of Fortune" at the front of the church. A spin... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 6, 2005

Come as You Are; Come as You Will Church

The "Come As You Are; Come As You Will" Church services are for the adventurous, the shameless, or the fashionably clueless among us. Come in jeans, a bathrobe, coulots, underwear, or nothing at all, as you will. No one will stare; no one will criticize, and, above all, God will recognize you no... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Sign of the Times Church . . .

This church would conduct their entire service in sign, from the sermon, to the choir, to the hymns sung by the congregation. We often find God more easily in silence, and this service would allow us to experience a closer, clearer conversation with our Deity. I'm sure this is done in churches... Sign in to see full entry.

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