<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/archiew1965"><title>A New Church - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/</link><description>Let's Think Outside the Pew for a few moments . . .</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/596506" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/591012" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/586484" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/585931" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/582335" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/581195" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/580886" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/579940" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/579219" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/575949" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/596506"><title>Nap Church</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/596506</link><description>What happens to many people at church is that they fall asleep and are embarrassed for doing so. Why not a church set up for napping or even full-blown snoozing? I mean, if God wants me to hear the sermon, does it matter that I'd be getting it subconsciously? If God is all-powerful, then He could...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/591012"><title>Do-It-Yourself Self-Improvement Church</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/591012</link><description>This would be close to the ideal church for those with problems, real or perceived. The ministers would be combination pastors and counselors. Sermons would be regarding self-improvement, i.e., loss of weight, smoking cessation, fidelity, building self confidence, and so on. Each sermon would...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/586484"><title>Getting into the Spirits</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/586484</link><description>Perhaps a church for drinkers, where there is a cash bar in the back of the church, with waiters and waitresses serving alcoholic beverages to congregants during the service. The collection basket would have two sections, one for tithing to the church and the other for tips to the waitrons. Now...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/585931"><title>Church of the Timid and the Meek</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/585931</link><description>Sometimes people are uncomfortable with others and prefer being alone. This is not always possible, or acceptable, in most churches. 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The appeal is mostly to decorators and antiquers, but even the average person might enjoy it. The Church itself is set up like a swap meet of flea market, and parishioners bring furniture they have designed, they want to sell or want to show off...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/580886"><title>Church for Night People</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/580886</link><description>To my wife's chagrin, I am an early riser and I like being up late as well. How about a church for the night people, those who prefer to be awake in the dark, or insomniacs, or just people who happen to be up late, or early on a worship day. This would be the Church of the Night People and...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/579940"><title>Church of the Elements</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/579940</link><description>There is no better way to appreciate God than to enjoy His gifts as we worship. Sometimes that can be good and sometimes that can be, shall we just say, uncomfortable. The "Church of the Elements" is a church that worships outdoors no matter what the weather. On a fine spring or summer day, that...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/579219"><title>Church of the Perpetual Brunch</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/archiew1965/579219</link><description>Here's an idea to get people to come to church: Set up a "Golden Corral" type of church with buffet tables, dining tables and chairs. 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